20+ anonymous confessions from people who can't keep their secrets anymore: 'I don't like the name we picked for our daughter'

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    r/AskReddit Posted by u/meepmorp98 23 hours ago What's your secret that you won't tell anyone outside Reddit? 5.2k Comments Share
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    GVanquish 21 hr. ago I'm jealous of the friendships my friends have with each other. I've never felt as close to them as they do with each other. And as a 40 year old man, I would feel childish admitting this. I just feel like an outsider sometimes, and just wish I had the same kind of bond they do 10.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Seanbikes 20 hr. ago Also 40s man and I was not proud to admit to myself I was jealous when my closest friend finally found a girl that wasn't a total dumpster fire of a person. I knew I was going to spend less time with him doing fun outdoors stuff as he spent more time with his new woman. I should be happy he has found someone he might actually have a successful relationship with. ↑ 2.1k ↓ Reply Share
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    ksozay 23 hr. ago Sometimes I get up in the morning, shower, get ready, and then get back into bed and pretend to be sleeping just so my daughter can run into our room and wake me up. She's 7, and still loves waking me up in the morning to get my day started by seeing her face first. I pray that I will never know a day that doesn't start like this. 8.6k Reply Share
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    Generic White YouTuber 22 hr. ago. edited 18 hr. ago The last time I shomyself I was 14 and walking home from the bus. I didn't even feel it coming. It was just explosive dia. To make it worse, both my parents got home early and my dad's boss was over for a visit. Nobody outside of the 4 of us knows.
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    bin_man_official. 20 hr. ago The contrast of these responses it'll go from the most traumatic thing I've ever heard of to the comment underneath saying they themselves once 27 years ago Reply Share 3.5k
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    Jef Wheaton 22 hr. ago A friend has a huge, very visible tattoo (inner forearm, almost wrist to elbow) that she designed and is proud of. It's misspelled. 3.1k Reply Share
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    meepmorp98 OP 22 hr. ago "NO RAGRETS" my mind 1.5k quickly came to Reply Share
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    adiosfelicia2 21 hr. ago. edited 17 hr. ago I once sat in a sauna at the gym contemplating what to do in life. Just in one of those moments in life where the road ahead was unclear. A man walked in who was 30+ years older than me and sat down. Just the two of us were there. I felt this strong urge to ask him his advice; what his regrets in life were, if he were in his 20's again, what would he do differently, etc. But my social anxiety (and general fear of men) kept me quiet. I've always regrett
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    FirmlyThatGuy · 20 hr. ago I've been secretly trying to make my daughter's first word "momma" because I know it will make my wife unimaginably happy. She's doing well with the coaching so I think I've got a shot! 1.8k ↓ Reply Share
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    YOU MONT NOT BELIEVE IN SHORTS goddess_of_fear. 22 hr. ago When I eat tomato soup. I put cheese or cheeto puffs in it. It tastes amazing. It's like a fancy dinner cereal. 1.3k Reply Share
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    Difficult Current7. 23 hr. ago I'm on a diet and I really miss comfort eating. Sometimes when I get desperately hungry I'll chew food then spit it out into a napkin and then chuck it in the bin. (In private obviously) 1.1k Reply Share
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    ItinerantAvenger 20 hr. ago • Back when we were dating, my wife found out I'd never had a surprise birthday party before. She *really wanted to throw one for me, which I was okay with. Only one problem: it never worked. She'd try almost every year, try throwing surprise parties for other occasions. Each time, as she was planning stuff, I'd pick up on some discrepancy in her cover story, or pick up on something that a friend said, ask about it, and she'd be unable to cover it. Then finally, after
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    Except what actually happened is I finally managed to be quick enough putting the pieces together to stop myself before I asked about the discrepancy in her cover story. Played dumb, pretended I had no idea. Acted surprised when the day came. She will never know. 847 847 Reply Share
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    BubberRung 23 hr. ago My father wears his sneakers in the pool. 824 Reply Share
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    Puzzleheaded-Bat5879 20 hr. ago My dad bought me an expensive hideous piece of jewelry when I had each of my babies. I pawned them but tell him they were in a box that was stolen out of my storage unit. I felt guilty about it until I remind myself he kicked me out a couple months after turning 18. Came home to all my things in the driveway and all the locks changed. And I'm an only child! He's lucky I even speak to him still. Reply Share 827
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    repirotitwc 23 hr. ago i poped in my pants at school once 792 Reply Share
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    B lizllancaster 23 hr. ago I'm just here for the tea in these comments 633 . 226 Reply Share botsm4d3byr3ddit . 23 hr. ago it's because you're probably the in here lol sickest Reply Share
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    confusedhuskynoises 21 hr. ago Sometimes I tighten jar lids and ask my husband to help me open them. Or I'll push something just out of my reach if it's on a high shelf then ask him to grab it for me. I love when he helps me, and I know he loves to do small things for me 628 Reply Share
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    Pingas_Pirate - 22 hr. ago I scratched my boole and then high-fived someone. They had no idea and totally deserved it. They still don't know. 618 Reply Share
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    furriest_toes 20 hr. ago I work in a front-facing role where I interact with customers, sub contractors and clients for 12h a day. I'm chatty, full of energy and I get on with everyone. But outside of work, I have no friends. The one friend I had has moved away and we speak very rarely anymore. Reply Share 567
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    rosality 22 hr. ago · edited 9 hr. ago I don't like the name we picked for our daughter. It's a classic name that works well where we live and with her brothers name. I don't hate it by all means, but I would have wanted a different name. I couldn't bring myself to tell my partner because it is his favorite name of all time, and he agreed to my favorite name for our son. I am about to pop, and at times, I think I have not delivered already because I am not ready to accept her name.

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